ragowatas: do you ever stop typing a post halfway through and realize what an unfunny waste of life you are
riffclichard: if you’re thinking of making a gif of yourself biting your lip don’t
omg there is a local roller derby team and they’re having a boot camp sort of thing at a roller rink by my house next week c:
skymoose: do you ever get the feeling that no one really likes you
undercunt: I want to talk to you but I don’t know what to say so I’m just going to wait for you to talk to me which probably won’t even happen but oh well.
Smells Like That’s The Only Song You Know - Nirvana
ieroection: all my teachers say i dismiss you not the bell and i’m like fuck u nigger
it’s only been a few minutes and i’m already sick of this url wat
idk if i want to change my url right now man i don’t know
Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or...
journietogallifrey: I feel like if we give the hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it could rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way.
tropicalteen: im guessing u unfollowed me bcus ur intimidated by my perfect blog
watching lingerie football league is like watching women of ninja warrior
wow i’ve been finding that more people from my school have tumblr than i thought and their blogs are terrible they’re worse than mine :c
topherchristianity: • turn on radio • bruno mars • turn off radio
pjxel: if ur ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
if you like shitty anime, i judge you
dj-weekes: brandonurie: in times of need i ask myself wwrrd what would ryan ross do four dank ass lines of coke that’s what
masturbatewithacheesegrater: greggsthebakers: times when ‘epic’ and ‘fail’ should be used seriously lol u forgot to write stuff next to the bullet points!!! epic fail XD!!!
i’m so fuckign drun.k– people who aren’t drunk (via teenwaste)