August 2011
how do you find someone who’s straight edge?
don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
cameron can put whipped cream on a woman’s breasts but not kiss her
what are you doing man
what are you doing
go home
July 2011
“look at all the fucks i give”
look at all of the knives i am going to use to fucking kill u
i hate being on tumblr at night because i have to try to be quiet
so instead of actually laughing at posts i hold it in and i just make this weird “HHHHHHUHHHH” sound
if my mom really loved me, she would buy me the deluxe edition of catherine
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When my grandma broke her leg i grabbed my videocamera and I forced her to make a life alert commercial with me before the ambulance arrived.
it’s fine to find someone unattractive but calling them names and insulting their appearance is flat out immature and rude as shit lol js ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
